My first Blog Bitch of the Week will be simple and concise- FUCK YOU GLEE! I recently subjected myself to a viewing of this, award winning, Fox Studio's Musical production , that contains absolutely zero original material, and vomited into a nearby sports themed hat. The Beatles "I Want to Hold Your Hand" cover offended my very being. They took a breakthrough Rock n' Roll song of distorted guitars, gritty vocals, and get- high attitude, and BUTT FUCKED IT! The nauseating falsetto vocals and rolling violins made me face punch a child! I cannot stand the idea that American youth and aspiring young peoples are hearing these arranged queef noises without hearing the original track.
I by no means am trying to come across as an accomplished music critic, but am submitting my plea.
To: Glee Cast and Writers,
Please stop riding off the coat tails of the greats. I am begging you to stop furthering yourselves by re-recording songs I grew up with and love, and defeating their purpose of existing by using your perverse styles of interpretation. You give me cancer.
Everytime 'Glee' re-makes a song a child is diagnosed with influenza.
With Love,
Cap. W
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