Rendezvous

A college buddy of mine sat down with me the other night and bought me a beer. He was also drinking a beer. We were in a bar. We sat at the bar together and my long tongue lapped up the delicious brew. I peed  only once. My college buddy went twice. I drank I think three beers total. He drank five beers. I told him that it was a really fun evening and he agreed. At one point during the night a girl came over and asked if we had change for the Buck Hunter machine. I said "No, I don't have any change. Please ask somebody else." I don't know why, but that really got to me. I don't like how girls think it's just ok to come up and ask for things, like guys know all the tricks. I mean come on lady, I'm just one man!!! It got sufficiently awkward after that. After the drinks, we went to Subway for some six inch subs. I had a coupon, which made my sandwich very inexpensive. It was good to save money on that day. The man who made the sandwich asked me what kind of drink I wanted. I told him, "You know sodas are really bad for people. I think I'll just have water." So he said, "Bottle or tap?" I said, "I'll take a tall glass of New York's finest." My college buddy let out a hearty chuckle. But the cashier from Kashmir rolled his eyes. I sat down at the table and broke spoons. It probably cost Subway around 65 cents. I was pretty cross. My day ended when my college buddy paid me $700 to go down on his girlfriend while he watched "How I Met Your Mother" That last part wasn't true. But I can dream. I do dream.