You go Glen Coco!

Because at 1/4 capacity, the Pio drum line goes 4/4. Happy weekend.

Talent Show Saturday

Now I promised myself I would never use the BMT as a vehicle for steeze, and I certainly would not want to cast a shadow over "Explosion's" inevitable post grad sob-fest, but when I saw this video, I nearly quit snowboarding... I mean, whats the point? If some dude named Mr. Sauve (close enough to suave) is going to just front board my face while I am walking down the stairs to the parking lot, I don't even have a chance of making it to the lift.

Throwback

After a two year hiatus the record company fat cats decided it was chill if people made their own music videos and post them on youtube. Well before this one could grow to be Party In the USA HD it was cut short. Let it be resurrected or let it forever sit at the 4 figure mark. Perhaps it's already pasted its tipping point. Well in any case. Let's get drunk.

Woah.

Are you kidding me? Gabourey Sidibe? Pale kid digs deep here, real deep. In case you were like me when you saw this video and said "OK, dude spend the better part of 6 months writing and rehearsing this." No, no my friend, scope these credentials:

-Featured on Season 6 of "Russel Simmons Presents Def Poetry' (HBO)
-2006 Youth Speaks Grand Slam Poetry (Champion)
-2006 Brave New Voices International Poetry Slam (Champion)
-6 consecutive Youth Speaks Grand Slam Finals (record)

So basically he's exactly like Busta Rhymes, but you probably wont see him assaulting his fans... As long as he doesn't go using that cat as a weapon...

Creepy Child

Perhaps the weirdest thing you will see today. Enjoy!

Rendezvous

A college buddy of mine sat down with me the other night and bought me a beer. He was also drinking a beer. We were in a bar. We sat at the bar together and my long tongue lapped up the delicious brew. I peed  only once. My college buddy went twice. I drank I think three beers total. He drank five beers. I told him that it was a really fun evening and he agreed. At one point during the night a girl came over and asked if we had change for the Buck Hunter machine. I said "No, I don't have any change. Please ask somebody else." I don't know why, but that really got to me. I don't like how girls think it's just ok to come up and ask for things, like guys know all the tricks. I mean come on lady, I'm just one man!!! It got sufficiently awkward after that. After the drinks, we went to Subway for some six inch subs. I had a coupon, which made my sandwich very inexpensive. It was good to save money on that day. The man who made the sandwich asked me what kind of drink I wanted. I told him, "You know sodas are really bad for people. I think I'll just have water." So he said, "Bottle or tap?" I said, "I'll take a tall glass of New York's finest." My college buddy let out a hearty chuckle. But the cashier from Kashmir rolled his eyes. I sat down at the table and broke spoons. It probably cost Subway around 65 cents. I was pretty cross. My day ended when my college buddy paid me $700 to go down on his girlfriend while he watched "How I Met Your Mother" That last part wasn't true. But I can dream. I do dream.